toofeys - 162 elgin st (cnr drummond st) carlton 3053 9347 9838

sounds like the beer. but nothing could be further from a slab of new south welsh beer. toofeys do seafood and they do it really well. in the same way squire's loft do steaks, they have a token chicken dish. be prepared for a look of panic on the waiter's face if you ask for the chicken. but sir, we do fish. that's just padding. really, if you're the sort of dickhead who goes to an italian restaurant and ask for the pasta 'but no olive oil, and skip the garlic, and not too much tomato', stay the fuck away. toofeys does seafood. go order the seafood, you fucking moron. otherwise, go to one of those all-you-can-eat buffet joints. you know the ones with the tables full of scary looking parents and retard kids high on food colouring and sugar.

you can't bring your own here. order a nice bottle of vino and enjoy some delicious fish. i have nothing but praise for toofeys. it's very high on my list of places to go for business dinners and romantic meals. you get your fair share of businessmen (not business people) here and it's a favourite with the japanese. bring the gold card or better, bring someone else who can pay for you and enjoy.