dogs bar - 54 acland street st kilda 3182 9525 3599

they have the biggest fucking business card i have ever seen! it's really not that necessary. who needs more bloody people at dogs bar? it's already packed to the fucking rafters on any given evening so what's with the ads and the big ass business cards? not needed. tell the other bastards to go away!

dogs bar is an old reliable. always there when i need it. trouble is that a shitload other people know about it. what is the story with the assholes who try to steal your chair and then smoke their heads off next to you? mind if i smoke? fuck yes!! take your smoking, fat ass and get the fuck out! go to some other bar and annoy someone else!

anyhoo, good food, good drinks at dogs bar. can't believe i've been there twice in the past week. staff are cool, watch out for the retards who try to take the table with them and manage to spill wine on their shoulder??? what the fuck?! try the calamari and the pizza. that's all i've tried but they've been good so far. hey, i'm working my way through the menu. gimme a break here!!