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kanteen - 154 alexandra avenue south yarra 9827 0488

i so wanted to like this fucking place. never a good sentence to start with. it just really got on my tits after a while. ok they have good, even great coffee. but a little thing called service wouldn't go amiss. it's always the same, though, isn't it. have a great idea - pay crap wages. why do it? why not do it right?

and do you know what really gave me the shits? a little sign at the counter where you pay saying - wait for it - cash only. in 2000 and fucking 8?!! i can understand some backward, retro-fuck-you-and-your-modern-appliances-we're-hippies place in brunswick street saying 'cash only'. you just wander three doors up and get some cash out of the nearest cash machine if you really want to join the dirty stinking hippies. but on the side of the yarra river between a cricket oval and a rowing club with not a convenience store or bank in sight? whose fucking bright idea was that?

i didn't find the food altogether too bad but the experience as a whole was underwhelming to say the least. at least the view and the coffee were good. but kanteen could be so much more. go along and add your voice to the crowd - what the fuck do you mean, cash only?!! and after all that i've gone and alienated the hippies. for shame!

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  1. bigmouth makes this comment

    17 December 2009

    still no cards allowed and it's 2000 and fucking 9...almost 10! food still mheh, the staff try and i wish they were any good. sadly not. hippies.

  2. Pk makes this comment

    1 March 2010

    Hey I so wanted to like this f...ing place as well... And guess what?? I did. My coffee was awesome, full flavoured and well textured. Eggs, simple, well cooked and yummy. Service? Brisk and attentive. What kind of people don't carry a little cash?? Think about it.. Cash is king.

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