gordons - shop 4 the causeway 306 little collins street 3000 9663 5103

apparently the carbonara is off the menu. the cook (chef on back of shirt) is sick of it and so, it appears, are you. not by choice but she has to watch her figure. you do have to eat the passion fruit and white chocolate muffins on your own or...well, it's bad ok. the waiter/terrier needs an attention span, any will do just more than absolute zero. and some shampoo. calamari salad rocks da house. well, kinda gives it a crispy stare. stay away from the special pizza. it's what was left over from all the other stuff they couldn't sell yesterday.

you have to give them credit for breakfast all day. a restaurant/bar/cafe/tip receives a get-out-of-jail-free card if they offer breakfast all day. i don't care that convention says that breakfast occurs in the am part of the day. if i want poached eggs on toast with spinach and mushrooms at 7.30pm, i damn well expect to get it. not some moron who tries to tell me when i should be having breakfast.

gordon, get some staff that live on this planet. and get a cd with more than four tracks. shaft is only groovy for the first seven times you hear it in a row.

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