zimmer - acland street st kilda 3182

want wiggly hips and uncoordinated, drunken dancing? you can see that anywhere on a friday night in melbourne. want all that plus loud south american music? zimmer has the answer. girls who think they can dance like the flamenco coupled with boyfriends/pickups with no sense of rhythm or space, personal or otherwise. the waiters are paid danger money lest they lose an eye or a limb. if michael flattley worries you this would scare the crap out of you. one bloke nearly did lose an eye, thankfully only permanent disfigurement.

zimmer doesn't know if it's a bar, a dance club or your living room filled with drunken 'mates' at 3am. they poured really nice g&ts with a lemon and a lime. we didn't stay long. the people who were really drunk seemed to be having fun, the more sober ones looking a little bemused. the assholes from the next table at tien tien would probably fit in quite well here. that's it really. make up your own mind. i hated it.