the melbourne supper club - 1st floor 161 spring st melbourne 3000 9654 6300

when you don't have the network contacts to get you membership to the melbourne club, you can still find overpriced drinks and mingle with poncy stuck up people hell-bent on spending someone else's money to impress or pick up at the melbourne supper club. on the other hand; comfy sofas, more hours open than closed and there when you're desperate to dull the pain on your wallet.

they do offer complimentary lung cancer; that's about the only thing that is priced below exorbitant. they have a shitload of wines, everything from $30 to $500+ a bottle, so bring the platinum amex card and try not to think about it until you get the bill. you can get food there as well, if you're prepared to remortgage the house for a plate of turkish bread and dips or gourmet party pies (rah, rah, darling!).

we sound like we're really bagging the place but the only thing we're having a go at are the prices. and we're not tightarses either, chances are at 5am saturday morning we're there regardless. if you're thinking 'poncy bastards' you can fuck off.

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