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we do our best to bring you restaurant, cafe, bar and pub reviews but without all the crap. either we like it, in which case we will say we like it. or it's crap in which case we'll tell you it's crap and why. we don't care where the chef/cook came from or who they studied their art under. there are no second chances. if the wait staff suck, they will feel our wrath. of course if they rock, we'll kneel (bloguratively speaking) in awe and chant 'we're not worthy, we're not worthy'.

before you ask 'hey, extremely handsome dude, what's with the gin and tonic on the right over there?', there's a little matter of the gin and tonic awards. i mean, it really can't be that hard to stick a drink and a mixer in a glass with ice and lemon or lime. you'd think. some do a good, nay great, job. some just fuck it up entirely. check out the g&t awards for the best and the worst.

it would be nice if you liked the reviews at eajguide but what you think really doesn't matter a whole lot to us.

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