occasions

have you ever had a particular occasion and you needed to find a special place? whether you want make an impression (look what i can do with my finger!), make a move (there must be an angel missing from heaven, coz blah blah blah) or run like hell (wow, did you have that thing growing out of the side of your neck last night?), we have some suggestions for you.

there's nothing worse than taking your prospective beloved to a restaurant with her parents only to find that all the other tables have dads with their 'daughters'. won't make that mistake again, i can tell you!

'occasions' takes all the pain out of going to the wrong place. we do all the heavy lifting. enough prattle, on with the show.

• boozer (2)
• good evening ociffer (4)
• how do you get into those pants (3)
• i hate you (4)
• oops (2)
• sweet! (6)
• the parents (5)
• tossers (4)
• you have no idea, do you? (3)