it's a new look. we've had some work done. a nip here, a tuck there. and a whole lot of liposuction. you should have seen how much... anyway, i think it's a definite improvement over the old guide. moving parts, colour and the usual direct, no frills opinions. sort of a new coat on an old man, if you will.

the intent is to write more here, more regularly, but we all know how life, work and small shiny things can be a distraction. ooh, look a penny! ahem.

1. i can see your point, but i still think you're full of shit.

2. i have plenty of talent and vision. i just don't give a fuck.

3. how about "never"? is "never" good for you?

4. it sounds like english, but i can't understand a word you're saying.

5. i see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

6. ahhh, i see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.